Toot toot! And a beep beep!
You re a coal miner s daughter who turned to the street
And with a toot toot! And a beep beep!
You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat
In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour
I don t know what that means but I m sure it ain t a bore
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed
Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred

HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
HEY JONNY JONNY IT S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP

Hey Jonny you re so fine, you re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!! Toot toot! And a beep beep!
A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep!
It s like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut,
you make the tabloids nuts
But if they only knew you couldn t rape a donut
Kiehl s gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag
But it s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah

HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU RE A DREAM AND I DON T WANNA WAKE UP

I'm really really goin' through it so when are we gonna do it
I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude in hopes that you d someday screw it
I'm reading out like I'm Levar Burton but that's only cuz I'm really hurtin'
Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey cuz when you're flirtin'
Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin'!!!!
I m living! I m gagging! You re screening! I m reading!